I'm back! With limited posting of random miscellaneous things that I can't be arsed to post to my facebook! Awesome!
Luna, Aragorn's mom's cat, who hates hands, feet, hair, and anything else that dares to be animated around her. Here she is eyeing my hair, right before she pounces on me and starts chewing on my ends.
(This is why I got my hair cut. Not because of the convenience etc., but because a damn cat chewed on the ends.)
That is not an innocent look. That is her face before she jumps on me and eats my noggin.
Had one of the best weekends of my life with the California crew, who took this picture and thus saved me from ever making a new Facebook profile photo. I still miss everyone :D
Here's an angry barn cat who lives in Aragorn's property. He looks like Scooter, but with twice the cantankerous-ness.
This is the tree Oscar likes to poop at. He tends to poop near trees for some reason. No I am not standing near or around his poop. I checked.
This is Aragorn and his dog. Wait, now that we're married, does that make me Arwen?
Oh GROSS I hate Arwen and her useless ass. I might rename Aragorn Faramir just so I can be Eowyn and be all badass because I stabbed the Witch King right inna face.
Here's a little vole who wasn't afraid of people and came out to sun himself.
Adoraaableeee
He had a little scar on his head but it didn't look very bad. Probably escaped from that one angry cat.
In other news here I am shooting an airsoft rifle. I like handguns better!
For Christmas, Aragorn got me a year's membership to the Virginia Wildlife Museum!!!! I've been there so many times now and it's my favorite place in the world! Also here is the old snapping turtle, who was sleeping angrily in a corner of his tank, underwater, with no bubbles.
Apparently they had to move him to another wildlife place because he got too big for the tank and was starting to harass the other tank inhabitant. The other tank inhabitant is a freaking ALLIGATOR. Badass.
I still miss him. They got a sea turtle for their aquarium as a replacement but he's not the same :(
Here I am in a completely unrelated petting zoo. The little goat was nice and friendly but the llama next to me would stop chewing completely and eyeball the heck out of me every time I came near.
Smart.
And that's all for today!
